A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's bum, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'
 
How's that Neil?
06 plate 2.2 Titanium X
machine silver
Bluefin
Decat
Part leather seats
sun roof
parking sensors
Refurbed 18 inch wheels
nothing done to change the
standard external appearance.
Stealth is the word!
Loc Norfolk.
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