peterex
Post Whore
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Two dwarfs
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two \'working girls\' and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of \'Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ..... UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE... UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!\' ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, \'How did it go?\' The first mutters, \'It was embarrassing. I just couldn\'t get an erection.\'
The second dwarf shook his head. \'You think that\'s embarrassing? I couldn\'t get on the bed.\'
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(can\'t be coat time again can it guy\'s?)
06 plate 2.2 Titanium X
machine silver
Bluefin
Decat
Part leather seats
sun roof
parking sensors
Refurbed 18 inch wheels
nothing done to change the
standard external appearance.
Stealth is the word!
Loc Norfolk.
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 old git alan
Getting better
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In response to peterex
LOL for a change... ![""]("/forum/images/smilies/nahnah.gif")
but keep the coat close by just in case
ALAN
Silver titanium x sport estate tdci 2.2
towbar
wind deflectors
carbon/silver gels
privacy glass |
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 Steveski
Steveski
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In response to peterex
Coat time as that was an OLD one!
Mondeo ST TDCI estate with dog guard, divider and full boot liner, what other mods do you want??!!
Well, actually, now have mudflaps.
And now have De-cat!! |
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peterex
Post Whore
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In response to Steveski
Hells bells Stevie! I\'m trying my best here.
I know I know, you just don\'t want to encourage me do you? To coin a phase "I haven\'t gone away you know"!
06 plate 2.2 Titanium X
machine silver
Bluefin
Decat
Part leather seats
sun roof
parking sensors
Refurbed 18 inch wheels
nothing done to change the
standard external appearance.
Stealth is the word!
Loc Norfolk.
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NEIL
NEIL
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In response to peterex
Wish u would.....
07 ST Tdci
K& N57I Induction kit-Removed.....
Eibach lowering springs
ST Embroidered seat logos
Focus ST Badges
Graeme Welch De-cat
Coming soon..
Custom re-map
Privacy glass
Twin pipe conversion
Smoken Diesel ![""]("/forum/images/smilies/smoking.gif") |
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old git alan
Getting better
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In response to NEIL
is that joke dwarfism or hookerism
must be something in this PC world.... ![""]("/forum/images/smilies/nana.gif")
ALAN
Silver titanium x sport estate tdci 2.2
towbar
wind deflectors
carbon/silver gels
privacy glass |
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