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Username Post: Another joke        (Topic#19587)
peterex 
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peterex
09-02-10 11:05 AM - Post#168856    


Two dwarfs

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of 'Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ..... UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE... UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!' ... ALL NIGHT LONG.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, 'How did it go?' The first mutters, 'It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection.'

The second dwarf shook his head. 'You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't get on the bed.'



(can't be coat time again can it guy's?)


06 plate 2.2 Titanium X
machine silver
Bluefin
Decat
Part leather seats
sun roof
parking sensors
Refurbed 18 inch wheels
nothing done to change the
standard external appearance.
Stealth is the word!

Loc Norfolk.








 
old git alan 
Getting better
old git alan
Re: Another joke
09-02-10 11:39 AM - Post#168864    

    In response to peterex

LOL for a change...

but keep the coat close by just in case
ALAN
Silver titanium x sport estate tdci 2.2
towbar
wind deflectors
carbon/silver gels
privacy glass








 
Steveski 
Steveski
Re: Another joke
09-02-10 04:05 PM - Post#168911    

    In response to peterex

Coat time as that was an OLD one!
Mondeo ST TDCI estate with dog guard, divider and full boot liner, what other mods do you want??!!

Well, actually, now have mudflaps.
And now have De-cat!!








 
peterex 
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peterex
Re: Another joke
09-02-10 05:51 PM - Post#168938    

    In response to Steveski

Hells bells Stevie! I'm trying my best here.
I know I know, you just don't want to encourage me do you? To coin a phase "I haven't gone away you know"!
06 plate 2.2 Titanium X
machine silver
Bluefin
Decat
Part leather seats
sun roof
parking sensors
Refurbed 18 inch wheels
nothing done to change the
standard external appearance.
Stealth is the word!

Loc Norfolk.








 
NEIL 
NEIL
NEIL
Re: Another joke
09-02-10 09:42 PM - Post#169026    

    In response to peterex

Wish u would.....
07 ST Tdci
K&N57I Induction kit-Removed.....
Eibach lowering springs
ST Embroidered seat logos
Focus ST Badges
Graeme Welch De-cat

Coming soon..
Custom re-map
Privacy glass
Twin pipe conversion


Smoken Diesel








 
old git alan 
Getting better
old git alan
Re: Another joke
11-02-10 04:09 PM - Post#169325    

    In response to NEIL

is that joke dwarfism or hookerism

must be something in this PC world....
ALAN
Silver titanium x sport estate tdci 2.2
towbar
wind deflectors
carbon/silver gels
privacy glass








 
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